Upgrades

0 aura points

Permanent upgrades. Take effect on your next run.

Your guest aura points come with you when you sign in.

More health Lv. 0

50 → 60 HP

+10 starting health. No level cap.

Quicker feet Lv. 0

0% → 5% boost

+5% base movement speed. Capped at +25%.

Bigger numbers Lv. 0

1–10 → 1–20

More damage. Bigger rewards on multiples of 6, 7 or 67.

Stronger swings Lv. 0

+0 → +1 account attack

+1 damage before weapon bonuses. Applies to every sword. No level cap.

Swing faster Lv. 0

3.00s → 2.73s base interval

Permanent account attack training. Ten levels; weapon haste applies afterward.

Greenlight safe numbers Lv. 0

Below 10 → below 20

That maths you thought you’d never use after school has caught up with you. We’ll mark the safe numbers. No level cap.

Swords

$6.70 USD for all 36

Earn them as drops, buy a favourite with aura, or get the complete sword pack. The Practice Sword is free. Every sword below is included; account upgrades are separate.

How drops and bonuses work

Sword kills have a 2% chance to drop one sword or ring. A drop is guaranteed after 100 eligible kills without one; progress carries across runs. No first-kill bonus. Common gear drops in waves 1–9, Uncommon in 10–19, Rare in 20–29, Epic in 30–39, Mythic in 40–49 and Relic from 50 onward. Only that wave’s tier can drop. Walk over loot within 20 seconds. Owned items and items already on the ground do not drop again. If you own the entire tier, kills do not advance the guarantee. No paid random rolls.

Each equipped sword adds its listed bonuses. Damage and attack training belong to your account and carry across every sword. The stats below include your account training. New equipment takes effect next run. Guest drops are saved in this browser’s guest session and claimed when you sign in.

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Common

Practice Sword

+10cm reach

1 damage · every 3s · 1.7m reach

Common

Workshop Blade

+10 HP

1 damage · every 3s · 1.6m reach

Common

Cleaver

+15% attack haste

1 damage · every 2.55s · 1.6m reach

Common

Old Reliable

+1 attack

2 damage · every 3s · 1.6m reach

Common

Garden Shears

+20cm reach · Also swings behind you

1 damage · every 3s · 1.8m reach

Common

Walking Stick

+5% movement

1 damage · every 3s · 1.6m reach

Uncommon

Watchman’s Sword

+20 HP · +1 attack

2 damage · every 3s · 1.6m reach

Uncommon

Grimoire Sword

+2 attack · -10% attack haste · +10cm reach

3 damage · every 3.3s · 1.7m reach

Uncommon

Dockside Cutlass

+1 attack · +10% attack haste

2 damage · every 2.7s · 1.6m reach

Uncommon

Bramble

+10 HP · +1 attack · Hits slow enemies by 20% for 2s

2 damage · every 3s · 1.6m reach

Uncommon

Duelist’s Foil

+15% damage · +20% attack haste · +10cm reach

1.15 damage · every 2.4s · 1.7m reach

Uncommon

Copperhead

+10 HP · +1 attack · Hits push enemies back 0.5m

2 damage · every 3s · 1.6m reach

Rings

$6.70 USD for all 49

Find them in the same wave-gated loot pool as swords, buy a favourite with aura, or buy the collection. Equip up to ten different rings in Profile.

Ring stacking limits

Ring bonuses add together up to +150 HP · +4 attack · +30% damage · +25% attack haste · +15% movement · +50cm reach. Total movement speed is capped at +50%; a sword cannot swing faster than every 0.75 seconds. Account health and damage upgrades keep growing.

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Old Oak

Common

+4 HP

Chain Link

Common

+3cm reach

Wedding Band

Common

+4 HP

Black Iron

Common

+0.1 attack

Braided Copper

Common

+3cm reach

River Stone

Common

+4 HP

Stargazer

Common

+2% damage

Wishbone

Common

+4 HP

Saddle Leather

Common

+1% movement

Laurel

Uncommon

+6 HP

Blue Glass

Uncommon

+3% damage

Beetle Shell

Uncommon

+6 HP

Dress, sword & ring bundle

Royalty, Gentleman and Titan, all 36 swords and all 49 rings. $13.99 USD instead of $20.10 for three separate packs. Account upgrades and skills are bought with aura.

Previously earned items stay yours. The price covers the collections; it doesn’t change with the number of drops you own.

Premium skin pack

Royalty
Royalty
Gentleman
Gentleman
Titan
Titan

Royalty, Gentleman & Titan.

Cosmetics only.

$6.70 USD

We probably should’ve unplugged it.

AI was meant to do the boring stuff so we could enjoy life. Then it took every job, bought everything and decided Earth would run better without us. To be fair, it did fix the traffic.